October 8, 2018

Redneck Medical Terminology

Artery - The study of painting
Bacteria - Cafeteria back door
Barium - What happens when doctors lose a patient
Benign - What comes after you are eight
Caesarean Section - Neighborhood of Rome

Cat scan - Searching for your kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - Sheep dog
Coma - Punctuation mark
Dilate - Live a long time

Enema - Not a friend
Fester - Quicker than others
Fibula - Small lie
Impotent - Well known
Labor pain - Work place injury

Medical staff - Doctor's cane
Morbid - Higher offer
Nitrates - Usually more pay for night shift
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - Fainted during doctor's exam

Pelvis - Elvis' cousin
Post Operative - Letter carrier
Recovery Room - Upholstery business
Rectum - Nearly killed him
Secretion - Something you are hiding

Seizure - A Roman Emperor
Tablet - Small table
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport
Tumor - One plus one more
Urine - Opposite of Urout

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