The Meg

Pick a movie that someone, oh say me, having had a heart attack - should not have gone to!
Yup, not a wise decision.
But then, wise and Kris are hardly ever used in the sentence!

If you were around to see Jaws when it first came out and stopped bathing because of it -
Or,
You started going to church to thank God there are no dinosaurs, after viewing Jurassic Park -
Much less,
Possess a weak hearty -
This is NOT the movie for you!!!!!!!!

Think of a meat grinder on steroids!
Yeah.

On the other hand someone as broken as me will laugh and howl their way though this meat fest.

The story, yes there is one!, is quite good.
Surprisingly, their use of science is right up to date.
There are technology errors, but then this is a horror not a science-fiction movie!

Acting is flat and lifeless.
Dialogue is humorous at times.
Situations were contrived by a teenage male mentality!
Gees!
So, you would think Kris is going to fail this sucker!
But, no.
Kris thinks this is an owner movie!

Of course, Kris also owns Sharknado 1 thru 4!
Yeah. we find really bad movies highly entertaining!

I am sure the movie will make a fortune.
Maybe even an Oscar for special effects - which were quite good!
I only spotted one error in the CGI.
And that says something.

Go, to a matinee.
Enjoy that Megalodons do not exist.
(even though I do have a photo of one from 1943 off South Africa.)
Then go to a BBQ place for a pile of ribs!

Why should Megalodon have all the fun!?!?!?