So, a sociopath walks into a movie, to see a movie, about a sociopath, killing other sociopaths.
Why does this sound like a bad joke?
Oh, I know, because it is another Hitman movie!
Due to the personal disasters of my life last week, I was back into full socio mode by Saturday. Not a good thing for me or anyone else, but something had to be done if Kris was going to survive. And he may not, health is still up in the air and I find myself back in 1976 in all aspects of my life - again! Plus the added advantage of being captive to those whom truly do not even like me!
Restart life. Now how to get a job?!?!?!?!
The movie takes place in Berlin (and Singapore), where no one seems able to speak German, even simple words like left and right as directions are beyond the actors' ability ... sigh. Again, a little research and they could have had a better movie. But, be that as it is, they made an interesting flick. And is it is always good to see pieces of my homeland.
Lots of shoot'em up, bang'em up action and adventure - the perfect movie for the teenage male. Plus, no nudity for a change in a movie! A bare female back only in a swimming scene.
Again, a female whom is actually the daughter of a hunted scientist, everyone wants to use her to get to her father so he can create more "agents". Only the agents are less interested in having more people broken like them and inflicted upon humanity.
Didn't I just see this same story in Man From U.N.C.L.E.? Except Hitman might be the better of the two!
A very "C" grade movie, probably an owner. Entertaining in a mindless, impossible situational way.
I was very glad no one was in the theater as I was laughing uncontrollably throughout the movie! The situations were so implausible you had to laugh! Laws of physics violated constantly, impossible reactions, ARGH! I laughed, and laughed and laughed. Now if only Tom Cruz had been in it, this would have been the perfect "D" grade film!
I would file this one under comedy except a normal person would rank it as action adventure ... But, then we both know, I am far from normal.
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